The story of my personal and professional life.
The fucking sass… I swear…
The last picture omg my heart
They are so perfect
If by ‘fuck the police’ you mean fuck the corrupt, prejudiced, racist system then yes, fuck the police, but if you mean fuck the police for stopping you from smoking weed and getting away with illegal behaviour then no, fuck you.
But what if I mean “I wish to have intercourse with that man in uniform”
then fuck the police
when your parents try to explain a million things to you and youve just woken up
Too perfect. Cinderella especially.
GUESS WHAT FUCKING DAY IT IS!
Bo Burnham on The Pete Holmes Show - 3/5/14
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